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No side seams means a smoother fit, twill tape at the shoulders keeps things sturdy wear after wear, and a ribbed-knit collar means it won't curl or lose its shape after the third wash (we know you're washing it a lot — this is a back-to-school shop, after all).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details that matter:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.5 oz\/yd² — soft enough to wear year-round without feeling heavy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eClassic crew neckline that works whether you're dressing it up or keeping it casual\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePearlized, tear-away label so there's nothing scratchy against your neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMade with ethically grown and harvested US cotton — Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCertified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 for safety and quality (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHeather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester · Sport Grey \u0026amp; Antique: 90% cotton, 10% polyester · Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp 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